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I cannot feasibly write a new post on ZebethMedia dot com every time a new Pokémon is announced. I did skip over Bellibolt, the electric frog Pokémon that generates power from its big belly. But you know what’s even better than the partner Pokémon of a VTuber gym leader? Greavard. So here we are, writing a post to tell you about this haunting, good boy. I promise, any editor who is reading this, I did not spend more than twenty minutes on this important update in technology news. Coming to “Pokémon Scarlet and Violet,” Greavard is like a cross between a Litwick (the candle Pokémon that debuted in “Pokémon Black and White”) and a bearded collie, as one Twitter user delightfully illustrated for us here: In other words, Greavard is a ghost dog. In other other words, according to the Pokémon Company, Greavard is a “lovable subsurface lurker.” That’s either a really great or really terrible Tinder bio, and I can’t decide which, so don’t blame me if you scare off your future wife. Why “subsurface”? According to the video, it looks like Greavard appears in the wild like a little candle on the ground, submerging its body beneath the surface — maybe the name “Greavard” is supposed to combine “graveyard” and “grief,” and this ghost dog is trying to reunite with a new owner to shower with love? Let’s not dwell on that for too long. But when you approach the shining candle, Greavard will jump out of the ground while “letting out a spooky cry that would startle most unsuspecting people — though it doesn’t appear to do this with ill intent,” the Pokémon Company says. “Greavard has such a friendly and affectionate personality that paying it even the slightest bit of attention will make it so overjoyed that it will follow Trainers wherever they go. Of all the Pokémon residing in the Paldea region, it is known to be especially easy to befriend,” the press release reads. But of course, because Pokédex entries are haunting and horrifying, this ghost dog has some pretty dark undertones. “Greavard will slowly and inadvertently absorb the life-force of those around it, so it’s best not to play with it too much. What’s more, it also has powerful jaws that can shatter bones. A single bite from Greavard can be grievous—so Trainers are advised to approach it with caution,” it says. I don’t know what to make of that, but I’m definitely catching a Greavard who will become best friends with my Lechonk. I think he’s just a good boy who needs a belly rub in the afterlife. He cannot hurt me. “Pokémon Scarlet & Violet” will be released for the Nintendo Switch on November 18. We played a sneak preview of the game and wrote about it here.

The ninth installment in the iconic franchise’s main series games, “Pokémon Scarlet & Violet” melds the best parts of “Pokémon Legends: Arceus” and “Pokémon Sword & Shield” to debut Pokémon’s first open world game, out November 18. I know what you’re thinking. “Legends: Arceus,” which came out earlier this year, was often described as an open world game despite not quite resembling hits like “Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.” But from the hour-and-change that I got to play “Pokémon Scarlet,” the open world claims seem legit. That is, you can run around and you don’t hit any invisible barriers — but then again, Nintendo designated a very specific corner of the map for these early playthroughs, and I was too busy trying to sniff out brand new Pokémon to put my Koraidon into high-gear and sprint toward the deepest depths of Paldea. Speaking of which: Koraidon and Miraidon, the legendaries that appear on the covers of “Pokémon Scarlet & Violet,” function differently than past legendaries. Usually, the Pokémon that grace the artwork of new games are over-powered beasts like Kyogre, Dialga or Zacian, which you finally capture after several hours of gameplay. But from very early in the game, you join forces with your game’s chosen legendary, who you can use for transportation. In “Legends: Arceus,” players could ride Pokémon like Braviary, Basculegion and Sneasler to fly, swim, climb or just move faster. Koraidon and Miraidon function the same way, except you don’t have to annoyingly toggle between Pokémon. I guess these legendaries are simply more skilled than poor old Ursaluna. So, what’s new in “Pokémon Scarlet & Violet”? To be honest, the demo I played seemed to be specifically designed to not give much more away than what’s already been shown in trailers. But I can reveal one very key piece of information. As previously announced, you can make sandwiches with your Pokémon, similar to camping and making curry in “Sword & Shield.” And unfortunately, yes — you can, indeed, feed Lechonk a ham sandwich. I’m so sorry. Image Credits: Nintendo Three different story routes Paldea is inspired by the Iberian peninsula (Portugal and Spain) — a bit more exciting than the time when Pokémon based “Black & White” off of New York City and gave us Trubbish, a literal trash bag Pokémon. Instead, we get cuties like the little piggy Lechonk, a play on lechon, the Spanish word for cooked pork (that’s why it was so awful that I fed Lechonk a ham sandwich, he is literally a pig, ham comes from pigs, I already apologized, I don’t know what you want from me.) Because it’s an open world game, players can choose what order in which to explore “Pokémon Scarlet & Violet.” There are three story routes, which can be explored in any order: Victory Road, Path of Legends and Starfall Street. Victory Road is your standard Pokémon storyline — you battle gyms, get badges and challenge the Elite Four. Simple enough. But you also have to complete some side quests in order to get the gym leader to challenge you. The grass-themed gym in Artazon, an art-themed town, requires the player to play hide and seek with a horde of Sunflora. This is where the non-linear storyline might get tricky — if you’ve already explored other storylines, will you simply just eviscerate Brassius’ Sudowoodo? Then again, we’re adults playing a game for children. If you want a real challenge from the gym battles, just play a Nuzlocke run. Image Credits: Nintendo The Path of Legends route resembles the boss battles in “Legends: Arceus,” only less frustrating. In “Legends: Arceus,” you had to throw balls of the Pokémon’s favorite food (?) at it while avoiding its ferocious attacks. In the new games, you just battle a particularly strong Pokémon. But the large Klawf that I faced scampered off before I fully drained its health, and I was told not to run after it in my demo, so hey. Maybe we’ll still have to throw food at Pokémon after all. I’m not looking forward to it. Then, there’s Starfall Street, which occupies the “defeat the bad guys!” part of your standard Pokémon story. We first encounter Team Star at a base that’s not too far from Artazon. You have to ring the doorbell to go inside — I accidentially flew over it on my Koraidon, and Team Star did not take kindly to that. Then, you complete another pre-battle challenge: you have ten minutes to defeat thirty Pokémon, like Vulpix, Torkoal and Houndoom. In past games, KO-ing thirty Pokémon that quickly would be difficult. But “Scarlet & Violet” lets you “auto battle” wild creatures, which makes the process of grinding to level up a bit less strenuous. Is this a quality of life improvement, or does it take away the rite of passage of raising your Pokémon? Eh, we already moved past that once the Exp. Share became so overpowered. One inarguably helpful quality of life improvement is “auto heal,” which applies items from your bag to heal a Pokémon back to full health. Gone are the days of feeding your Hoppip three different potions to recover 60 HP. Like other recent games, you can also change your party Pokémon on the go. Image Credits: Nintendo When you defeat those thirty Pokémon, Team Star’s Mela challenges you to a battle against her surprisingly bulky Torkoal, which sits atop the Starmobile, a giant car that wouldn’t be out of place at a pride parade. Even Game Freak is attuned to the disco ball trend! But here’s where it gets trippy. Once you defeat the Torkoal, you can fight the Starmobile. I’ll leave it at that, for legal reasons. Key new features in ‘Pokémon Scarlet & Violet’ I’ll admit: I do not care about Mega Pokémon, or Dynamax Pokémon, or whatever else we’ve been led to believe is the next frontier of battling our silly little guys (shiny mega Gengar is badass, though). But surprisingly enough, Terastal Pokémon